Awesome spark the Electric Jester down with The Fark Force shirt

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I hate the Awesome spark the Electric Jester down with The Fark Force shirt besides I will buy this gym and have worked out at home every day for 10 years. It’s far easier to motivate to walk to the living room to lift weights than drive to some crowded gym with a bunch of other people staring at me. Yeah I don’t really care about people staring at me I’m old enough to not care what they think, but everyone has their own reasons why the home gym may or may not be good for them. Also not everyone has a house and if you are in an apartment or moving frequently then going to a fully furnished gym is obviously just much easier and better. Exactly. People seem to assume that everybody gets the rush of endorphins from working out and I can unequivocally tell you that it is not true. For many years I felt like there was something wrong with me for not being able to get to that state but a few years ago I finally realized I’m not the only one. I’ve had well-meaning people repeatedly tell me I just haven’t found the right exercise yet and I call bs. I’m 49 years old, I have tried them all damn it. They all suck.

Awesome spark the Electric Jester down with The Fark Force shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Edit: can y’all please stop telling me “but if you only did XYZ you’d like it!” I’ve spent decades trying XYZ and no I don’t like it. You are not suggesting anything new that I haven’t tried. I work out. I hate it but I do it. Mind your own business. It was the Awesome spark the Electric Jester down with The Fark Force shirt besides I will buy this same for me. Cardio was just so boring, exhausting and made me feel horrible. I was literally counting down the seconds to finish the session every single time. Then I went from high heart rate cardio to lower heart rate exercises. Like brisk walks on a treadmill. Doing this for 45 minutes is pretty easy and even a bit relaxing. I can basically drift off with my thoughts or listen to music or a podcast. I noticed halfway through my sessions that I wanted to challenge myself a bit more. By walking even faster or slightly jogging for example, barely above my comfort zone and maybe only for a few minutes. Doing this felt absolutely amazing. It felt like an achievement. And I didn’t have to stress out my entire body and feel like shit.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.