Awesome shut Up Liver You’re Fine St Patrick’s Day shirt

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I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure many ATMs keep presumed counterfeit “bills” like this, at least in the Awesome shut Up Liver You’re Fine St Patrick’s Day shirt and by the same token and USA, so that the feds can investigate. Could be wrong though, that’s just what I’ve heard. Had it here in germany once. The atm said something like “possible counterfeit money detected. For now you get the money on your account, but the bill is stored and sent in to be controlled” That was all I got. Money was legit but apparently damaged to a point where the atm could not guarantee that it was legit Change machine at the station gave me three-quarters of a five-dollar bill so I waited in line to turn it in at my bank. Teller just stared at me for a full ninety seconds before exchanging it. Did she…think I was keeping parts of small bills to stitch together into another bill like some Frankenstein’s monster?

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I brought a bunch of tore up money into the Awesome shut Up Liver You’re Fine St Patrick’s Day shirt and by the same token and bank once. They only required that I had two matching serial numbers for them to replace it. In the US, it’s a long-standing counterfeiting/scamming technique to tear off part of a larger bill and attach it to a $1 bill. Then it’s passed to an overworked cashier, who may accept it as the larger bill. When working for a bank I had to count out bagged deposits. Counting a stack of twenties I came across a one dollar bill with 20s glued on the corners. I was shocked how perfectly the corners were attached. Then, I realized that the bill had passed through the cashier’s hands, whoever counted out the drawer, and then the manager who prepared the deposits. I felt pretty good about myself that I caught it. That if, in America, home of the free, where freedom flows from the gentle teet of bald eagles with big bazongas because I aint gay, gays are for wokes and marxists – that if I – a naturalized citizen of no name but the name – the citizen – go to a bank – owned by a banker – ie. a rich guy that I can’t name because the internet is run by George Soros and his lizard mafia – to store my hardprinted cash with the glorious face of sexy daddy Donald – the FEDS – as in the FBI – as in the evil empire attack vigilantes doing batman shit on my tax dime – which by the way is so high because I gotta pay for teenagers having three abortions a day and meth heads getting meths so Hunter can do video tapes and E-mail with Benghazi – they’re gonna come for me?

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.