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They always forget that an objective standard can have unintended consequences. “We just meant for this law to screw you guys over, not us!” “Coughs softly” Pay no heed to David and Jonathan with their “Love surpassing that of women” over there in the 66th Birthday Vintage Cheers And Beers To 66 Years Old T-Shirt T-Shirt But I will love this corner… Proceeds to tell the story of a guy with an ass so good 12 dudes gave up women, careers, and worldly possessions to follow him around… Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute – she was a rich lady who financially supported Jesus and the apostles. Kind of like Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus season two. Mary was, most lilkely, a textile merchant (As in a buyer and trader of cloth products, rather than being a seamstress). She was conflated with the prostitute who tended Jesus’s feet and dried them with her hair, sometime in the 13th century, during a period of the Catholic church when the church sought to disempower women. I think she was basically written out of the canonical gospels about a thousand years earlier, at the Council of Nicaea. Maybe even earlier. First council of Nicea attempts to remove female apostles and deacons in order to legitimize patriarchal structure, accidentally makes the bible gay. That part gets especially fun when you know how fucking rare it would be for a Jewish man of that time and place to be single at 33.

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But there were women! Mary Magdalene for one. Of course, since she’s a woman she didn’t get to count. Another reason to love the 66th Birthday Vintage Cheers And Beers To 66 Years Old T-Shirt T-Shirt But I will love this Bible. That and all the smiting flooding and fires and killings of first born male babies cause a king got jealous is considered violent which I’m sure there’s more violence in the Bible but that’s all I remember off the top of my head. Oh and all the sex. There’s soooo much begetting and “knowing” in Genesis and… Matthew was the retelling I think? A good test to see if someone has actually read the bible rather than just been told bible stories is to ask them how many of each animal did Noah take on the ark. 1 The Lord then said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.