50 Years Ago I Was The Fastest Birthday Decorations Party T-Shirt

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I remember I was at a wedding this girl hit on me asked me to go back to her hotel room I was like did you have a glass of wine Found out later it was the 50 Years Ago I Was The Fastest Birthday Decorations Party T-Shirt and by the same token and grooms cousin and she’s still mad at me three years later for not cha cha sliding her Woo hoo Josie shouldn’t be out there whoring it up then if she’s too drunk for consent. She should have gone home. Her home. Alone. It does take a single day and one nasty piece of work to ruin your life. That is why you never give a bar hook up your real name and always go to a cash no tell motel. She’s drunk. You don’t waste 5 stars on that. How bout don’t get drunk with random people who you randomly might or might not have sex with. Like, be in charge of yourself.

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Am I the 50 Years Ago I Was The Fastest Birthday Decorations Party T-Shirt and by the same token and only one that takes offense to the sentence “it only takes a day” to ruin your life”? The way I’m reading it is as “don’t be a rapist, as it will ruin your life”. I think it’s a the message of NOT HARMING SOMEONE ELSE is a bit more important… I think the imbalance comes from performance. A female can essentially be passed out and can technically still be engaged with. If a male drinks too much, he literally can’t perform due to impotence. I know this is reddit and most people here haven’t engaged with the opposite sex, but it’s honestly not the same. Bullshit. When I was 17 I woke up very drunk to a woman in her 40’s riding me. I never consented and I wasn’t aware of what was happening until I woke up. You don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m starting to think most people on Reddit have never had sex or had a drink. Not talking about a single drink here, but about being drunk. Not buzzed, not legal limit, straight drunk. Sure, it may not be the same for every single male on earth, but there are many that wouldn’t be able to perform after having too much alcohol. It’s not that complicated.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.