20 Years Of Being Awesome Vintage 2003 Gifts Vintage 2003 Limited Edition 20th Birthday T-Shirt

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.